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Friday, August 8, 2008

Not-So-Straight Afterall.


Lemme tell ya'all a story about this dude i knew last year.

When the rumours of me being gay(spread around thanks to my 'bestfriend') were heard by this certain dude,let's call him D for Donkey,he came up to me and told me to be normal,and to be straight,and to not be influenced by the media/blabla the usual don't be gay crap.

I was throughly annoyed by this(i already spent two whole years since puberty trying to change myself) and decided to ignore and block him.

But,throughout the rest of the year he kept on persisting in chatting me up once a month.And we would talk just fine until he started on the subject of the G to the A to the Y.

Then we would both get annoyed with each other and the conversation would end on a rather agitated note.(Well,more agitated for him,more sarcastic for me.)

Then finally,during the holidays last year,he stopped contacting me altogether.And i thought i was done with annoyance.*good feeling sinks in*

Unfortunately,this year my class shares PE(Physical Education) with HIS class.DOOM.Good feeling gone.

I tried avoiding him alot altho i know he's been trying to talk to me.Keeps finding many many chances to approach me when i was alone.I mean,gimme a break,i don't even have a vagina.

Finally yesterday,he caught me alone in the QM's toilet during PE.He,just walked up to me as i was preparing to roll my eyes and walk out,and kissed me.

YEAH you heard right.KISS me.Right there on the lips.

You know,this feels like one of those erotic fantasies i've always had.Hot,tall,atlethic senior comes in the room in short shorts and turns to me to give me a kiss and take my breath away.

Yeah sure,D did take my breath away.Only he wasn't a hot,tall,atlethic or even a senior.In fact,he was short,pimple faced(wayy worst than me) and just plain flabby.

A kiss is fine,really.But don't you start GROPING ME IN THE SCHOOL TOILET WHILE PEOPLE MIGHT WALK IN ANY SECOND.

I was like,'DO YOU EVEN THINK?!'

Apparently,he can't think straight(no pun intended) when i'm with him.

I'm not so agitated about all that i crapped above,just kinda annoyed that he spent one whole year talking me out of being gay and HERE HE IS,attempting to finger me.

Then again..maybe i should take this as a compliment.At least i'm fingerable.

Nothing like sexual harassment to boost my self-esteem (:

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Xplicitly Me
I'm your not-so-typical-typical gay boy livin' in the big city - Selangor/Msia.

Along the way hearts were broken , come and gone ;
Words that hurt were spoken , and can't be undone.

This is me,
 BARENAKED,
NO HOLDS BARRED,
so please bare with me.

I'm complicated enough.

Add GAY,
 BIG CITY,
OVEREMOTIONAL
and everything drama into the mix.

that's me for you.


p/s:Oh did i forgot to mention i'm only turning 16 this October?

mail me bitches : loveloveloved@gmail.com

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