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Friday, August 22, 2008

One Night Of Heaven


My asshole outdid my life in terms of excitement.

Okay,not really.Haha,just really wanted to say that.But really..has it come to the day that my asshole is SO busy that i refer to it as a completely different entity then myself?

Shocking,really.I sound so smart.

I outdid my record man.Never did i had SO much sex,in such a short period of time.I had sex thrice,with two different guys.Yeah...that's my definition of SO much sex.

Okay,the only thing i remembered about the first guy is four fingers and lotion..but the second guy was....urm...

Actually,i have no idea how to rate sex.Haven't had enough of it-yet-to give an honest opinion.Need to ask Janny/TehFamousNobody about that.He's a pro.

But the night was just heavenly la..i think,it wasn't just the aggressive sex that made it feel that way.It was the whole night,of me sleeping and someone hugging me.The warmth of human embrace.

Oh BOY how much i miss it.It's been 8 fucking months since my fucking fucking asshole ex that i've had a night like this man.

And for the whole night,until the time we parted as he stopped one stop before me on the lrt,i felt cared for.

He asked if i was comfortable man.
He woke up in the middle of the night to cover me with the blanket...and his legs and arms,man.
As we left the house,he asked if i was hungry man.
On the lrt,awkward me kept on stumbling and almost falling and he was always there to grab me before i fall.

I realize how desperate i must sound.But i've already accepted this,that it was a one night only thing and i WON'T EXPECT ANYTHING MORE.

The dream is over.It's time to wake up.But boy....do i miss you.

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