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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Sometimes I Hate Superwoman


I slept late yesterday.

Woke up today,as usual the van took me to the school but i did not enter it.Decided to go to the mamak and chill with my ipod (read : lousy lagging phone which plays music) and my new,haven't-unwrapped book.

The book's Eclipsed,and everyone is raving on and on about how awesome it is.Hopefully,it's not overrated.So far,it hasn't disappointed me yet.I can imagine the gorgeous perfect hunks already.(Not so much the vagina-people,tho.)

Then,went to CC and DotA-ed a few rounds.Couple of kids from the opposing team tokcock-ed,resulting in a very heated argument.SO heated,in fact that one of my team members even stepped out to search for the cocktok-ers.

I glanced around,expecting to see a macho-macho man type of guy,with rugged hair and typical straight look features.Instead,the only one guy around was a tall,nerdy,bespectacled guy with a fringe that covers 87% of his small face.

Lesson : Never expect too much from someone who uses the name '@sshol3'

Left for MidValley later,meeting up with Ju for lunch.Explored Borders.

The real Bush Tragedy is that Ju forgot to shave.

Me and Ju saw something that redefined the wayy a 'real woman' looks like in our heads.

I had always imagined a tall,strong-willed woman who can accomplish anything wearing 5 inch heels and a tight wonderbra.Whenever someone says 'Real Woman',thats the image that immediately floods my head.

I think i watched too much SexInTheCity =\

But now,that picture of confidence is replaced by this:


My waist is smaller than ONE of her tights man.That is saying,ALOT.

Oh..and she says i look hot fucking the wall~

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I bet alot of you(which is practically zero since no one knows about this blog anyway) are wondering what relevance does this post's title has to this post.

Wellll...my aunt gave me a ride home from MV(sometimes she goes there for work stuff),we had our usual talks.

She told me she got a new phone,and that at first she asked my mum if she could pay by installments,as all the other staff can anyway.(yea my mum has a small handphone business)

My mum just said 'If you ain't got no money,don't learn people buy phone!' (direct translation from cantonese) in her usual loud voice.In front of Elly,a family friend and in public.

This was the same woman who was 'hurt real bad' when my dad's ex wife(WHO IS NOT MY REAL MOTHER) told her 'If you ain't got no money,don't learn people get married!' (again..direct translation).

Sometimes my mom is SO hypocritical.(Family trait?)

But of course,i still love her.Just that i can now rant this out and no one will ever know who my mom is cause i'm anonymous!Hey,this is fun!

And i really do love my mom.She's still Superwoman.

But even Superwoman makes mistakes =]

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Xplicitly Me
I'm your not-so-typical-typical gay boy livin' in the big city - Selangor/Msia.

Along the way hearts were broken , come and gone ;
Words that hurt were spoken , and can't be undone.

This is me,
 BARENAKED,
NO HOLDS BARRED,
so please bare with me.

I'm complicated enough.

Add GAY,
 BIG CITY,
OVEREMOTIONAL
and everything drama into the mix.

that's me for you.


p/s:Oh did i forgot to mention i'm only turning 16 this October?

mail me bitches : loveloveloved@gmail.com

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